Brompton Bro Build

The Bro Build

You know who you are.

You own at least three pairs of sunglasses that cost more than some people's bikes. Your hair looks effortless but takes 20 minutes. You have a vest for every occasion. Your watch costs more than your first car, and you mention it casually in conversations where no one asked.

You grew up with a ski pass and a summer house. You went to a school with a Latin motto. Your parents hired someone to help you "find your passion" and that person had a title like "life architect." You've been on a first-name basis with a sommelier since you were 22.

You double-park "just for a sec." You recline your seat the moment the plane takes off. You've sent a text that just said "?" when someone didn't reply fast enough. You ask for substitutions at restaurants that don't allow substitutions—and you get them.

You've cut in line at the coffee shop because you "just have a quick question." You start emails with "Per my last email" and mean it as a threat. Your fantasy football league hates you. You win anyway.

You told everyone your new Brompton was already on the way. It wasn't. But now it needs to be.

We see you. And honestly? We respect the audacity.

The Bro Build bumps your order to the front of the line. Same meticulous Pro Build service—inspection, precise adjustment, test ride, second mechanic verification—just faster. Your bike ships within 1-2 business days while everyone else waits patiently like the well-adjusted people they are.

$500. That's the price. You didn't even flinch, did you?

We'll keep this between us. The other customers will never know you're the reason their order took an extra day.

Your secret is safe. Bros protect bros.