A Bike With More Presence Than Half the Companies in Seattle
Introducing The Kraken, a custom T Line inspired equally by legendary sea monsters and the city that somehow hosts Amazon, Boeing, and a hockey team named after something no one can conclusively prove exists.
This bike carries serious “emerging from the depths” energy — the kind of confidence you’d expect from a creature large enough to sink a ship, yet polite enough to wait for the crosswalk signal. Its deep, moody colors feel right at home gliding past tech campuses, cranes building tech campuses, and people who work remotely for tech campuses.
The Kraken folds faster than a meeting gets moved to Slack, and it rides with the smooth assurance of something that’s definitely read your emails and chosen not to respond. Lightweight, agile, and a little unsettling in the best way, it’s the perfect companion for navigating bike lanes, waterfronts, and conversations about “scaling.”
And because it’s a Brompton Custom Shop build, nearly everything is customizable. Bars, gearing, colors, lighting—swap any part until your Kraken reflects exactly the level of chaos, efficiency, or existential dread you prefer.
Ideal for those who believe sea monsters are real, corporations are weird, and a bike should make you feel powerful enough to take on both.
Release responsibly. It will absolutely outdeliver your last Prime order.