Stealth Folding Recon Unit, Mk. 1
Meet Black Ops Nick, the Brompton for riders who prefer their transportation the way they prefer their missions: silent, swift, and with just enough style to make pedestrians wonder if they’ve just witnessed something classified.
Dressed in deep black with hits of covert red and tactical blue, Black Ops Nick folds faster than most people can answer, “Wait… is that a folding bike?” One second it’s a compact little suitcase-looking thing; the next, it’s a fully deployed urban mobility weapon with a top-secret agenda: getting you anywhere you need to go without raising suspicion or sweat.
Engineered for the daily operative who moves between coffee shops, office bunkers, and the occasional rooftop extraction, this bike is built for agility. It will not, however, help you disappear from your responsibilities — just your commute.
Rumor has it Black Ops Nick was named after a former agent who once folded a Brompton while escaping a Zoom meeting. The legend lives on.